Are You Serious?
I posted my tumblr crushes earlier today (it was the first time I could see them). And I just wanted to share why you should be following these amazing people.
I follow a lot of amazing people. In fact if I follow you, you ARE one of my tumblr crushes no matter what that square says, but I figured since I finally found my “literal” tumblr crushes I’d celebrate by sharing their awesomeness with you.
Warning: I use the word awesome a lot in the following post. :P
www.pigtailsandcombatboots.tumblr.com -Spends a good deal of her time mining the nets for amazing photos to share. I’m a huge fan of the steam punk/goth goodness she finds… and the new artists! If you want more exposure so some awesome artists then she’s should be on your dash.
www.strangeninja.tumblr.com -Awesomeness. She is the inventor of the laying down game, and she is pure awesome. If you don’t already follow her it’s probably because you’re allergic to awesome… or you’re, like a douche or something. And when she gets her hands on some questions from her askhole, she.is.hilarious.  She’s fearless, she’s herself and she’d probably win my “biggest hero” contest in tumblr.  She’s good people, follow or miss out… and get attacked by my hoard of stuffed monkeys. No seriously, they’re animals, why risk it?  :P
www.debshock.tumblr.com- My love of all things monkeys is only challenged by her own fondness for the sock monkeys. Along with some pretty awesome gifs and photos she will rock your world with some heart breaking stories of recovery.  She’s one of my many tumblr heroes. :P
www.ianbrooks.tumblr.com- Mr. Ian Brooks. If you have a question about comic books, this is the man to ask. If you have a question that needs an answer that’s not only intelligent but will make you laugh, then you need to follow him now. For the record, I tend to think of him and Strangeninja as long lost siblings. Their awesome is undeniable.  OH, and he’s bearded… what more proof do you need to follow him? :P
www.thejohnblog.tumblr.com - Brilliant. Simply brilliant. There is few twitter posts by this man that has failed to make me literally laugh out loud. He’s just as funny in tumblr. Don’t miss out.
www.sarkastickunt.tumblr.com – Another one of my heroes.  She takes no prisoners,  and she calls ‘em like she sees ‘em.  But her own brutal honesty about what life is like as a mommy to a beautiful brood of youngsters that keeps me coming back for more. Oh, that and her hilarious commentary on all things vagina. (PS My vagina thanks you for your informative and hilarious posts).  
www.fuckyeah-les.tumblr.com – A crack head after my own heart.  And some of his darker moments tend to resonate with me. He’s honest when he’s having a rough time, and it’s nice to have someone you can relate to.  
www.moegreeb.tumblr.com – Ok, first of all, he’s really, really good looking.  Don’t believe me? The people of tumblr took a poll, and it was confirmed, he’s really, really good looking. If following one of the long lost Wilson brothers isn’t enough to garner him a place in your dash, his hilarious mid-day picture posts about being at work should do the trick.  He’s also the founder of the “Cave In the Woods” story (www.caveinthewoods.tumblr.com) if you want to check it out. Oh, and his posts here and there that hint at possible hidden life of dorkery and even rarer a hinting of loneliness (which I can relate to like a motherfucker) make this musician even more endearing. Follow or I’ll bite you… no really, I love to bite. :P

www.misscook.tumblr.com -  Miss Cook. :) I adore her. She’s a self-deprecating genius with a great flair for the erotic.  After I read her short story about the lovely forbidden fruit, I spent more than a few hours daydreaming about getting a temp job… at a location that was being remodeled of course. :P If you don’t know what I’m talking about then you need to follow her and read her short story “A Bite of the Apple”.  Even when she’s not making my naughty bits tingle with her clever words, she’s making me laugh out loud with her hilarious comments on a life, work and love.  Follow her or I’ll spank you (I think she would appreciate me using this kind of reinforcement. :P :))

 
Long story short, follow. :P

I posted my tumblr crushes earlier today (it was the first time I could see them). And I just wanted to share why you should be following these amazing people.

I follow a lot of amazing people. In fact if I follow you, you ARE one of my tumblr crushes no matter what that square says, but I figured since I finally found my “literal” tumblr crushes I’d celebrate by sharing their awesomeness with you.

Warning: I use the word awesome a lot in the following post. :P

www.pigtailsandcombatboots.tumblr.com -Spends a good deal of her time mining the nets for amazing photos to share. I’m a huge fan of the steam punk/goth goodness she finds… and the new artists! If you want more exposure so some awesome artists then she’s should be on your dash.

www.strangeninja.tumblr.com -Awesomeness. She is the inventor of the laying down game, and she is pure awesome. If you don’t already follow her it’s probably because you’re allergic to awesome… or you’re, like a douche or something. And when she gets her hands on some questions from her askhole, she.is.hilarious.  She’s fearless, she’s herself and she’d probably win my “biggest hero” contest in tumblr.  She’s good people, follow or miss out… and get attacked by my hoard of stuffed monkeys. No seriously, they’re animals, why risk it?  :P

www.debshock.tumblr.com- My love of all things monkeys is only challenged by her own fondness for the sock monkeys. Along with some pretty awesome gifs and photos she will rock your world with some heart breaking stories of recovery.  She’s one of my many tumblr heroes. :P

www.ianbrooks.tumblr.com- Mr. Ian Brooks. If you have a question about comic books, this is the man to ask. If you have a question that needs an answer that’s not only intelligent but will make you laugh, then you need to follow him now. For the record, I tend to think of him and Strangeninja as long lost siblings. Their awesome is undeniable.  OH, and he’s bearded… what more proof do you need to follow him? :P

www.thejohnblog.tumblr.com - Brilliant. Simply brilliant. There is few twitter posts by this man that has failed to make me literally laugh out loud. He’s just as funny in tumblr. Don’t miss out.

www.sarkastickunt.tumblr.com – Another one of my heroes.  She takes no prisoners,  and she calls ‘em like she sees ‘em.  But her own brutal honesty about what life is like as a mommy to a beautiful brood of youngsters that keeps me coming back for more. Oh, that and her hilarious commentary on all things vagina. (PS My vagina thanks you for your informative and hilarious posts).  

www.fuckyeah-les.tumblr.com – A crack head after my own heart.  And some of his darker moments tend to resonate with me. He’s honest when he’s having a rough time, and it’s nice to have someone you can relate to. 

www.moegreeb.tumblr.com – Ok, first of all, he’s really, really good looking.  Don’t believe me? The people of tumblr took a poll, and it was confirmed, he’s really, really good looking. If following one of the long lost Wilson brothers isn’t enough to garner him a place in your dash, his hilarious mid-day picture posts about being at work should do the trick.  He’s also the founder of the “Cave In the Woods” story (www.caveinthewoods.tumblr.com) if you want to check it out. Oh, and his posts here and there that hint at possible hidden life of dorkery and even rarer a hinting of loneliness (which I can relate to like a motherfucker) make this musician even more endearing. Follow or I’ll bite you… no really, I love to bite. :P

www.misscook.tumblr.com -  Miss Cook. :) I adore her. She’s a self-deprecating genius with a great flair for the erotic.  After I read her short story about the lovely forbidden fruit, I spent more than a few hours daydreaming about getting a temp job… at a location that was being remodeled of course. :P If you don’t know what I’m talking about then you need to follow her and read her short story “A Bite of the Apple”.  Even when she’s not making my naughty bits tingle with her clever words, she’s making me laugh out loud with her hilarious comments on a life, work and love.  Follow her or I’ll spank you (I think she would appreciate me using this kind of reinforcement. :P :))

 

Long story short, follow. :P