I’m personally not really a body glitter kind of girl.
I don’t have anything against those kinds of girls. In fact, I wish I was more like that, but I kind of live in button ups, and t-shirts. And almost always wear jeans (unless otherwise required for work). I’d rather sleep in for an extra five minutes that take the time to make sure my tits shine like El Dorado. But that’s just me. :P
I’m more of a shower, wet hair in a bun, and glasses kind of girl.
Girls who don’t take the time to dry their hair don’t usually take the time to dust their décolletage with shimmering dust.
I do however take the time to shave my snatch into a perfect imitation of an upside down Foghorn Leghorn, with accompanying rooster comb, graciously made possible by my labia… so there’s that. :P
Fellas? hahahahahahahahaahahahahah…
pause for breath….
hahahahahahahahahaahhah.
Yes, I’ll see myself out. :P
