Ode To A Shower Head- A Dramatic Reading
HAHAHA
It’s the dry- monotone deliver that cracks me up. I may or may not have laughed so hard I cried when I heard this. The lovely sender was kind enough to allow me to post it, I hope you enjoy half as much as I did. :P
I look like a cranky mccrankerton in the last photo… I would like the record to show I just haven’t brushed my teeth yet, and I’m hot and sweaty and not really feeling all kinds of “hot”.
That being said, Freddie did help set up my google voice (I’m an idiot)… so please help me put it to use!
Again, i’m an idiot so it goes straight to the record beep when you call. There is no message, just a beep. I’ll fix that later, but you should call and leave me a message now. Make me smiley! :)
Please…and thank you. :)
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I just realized that if I search “google voice” on my dashboard, a crap load of posts with numbers appear. So you poor souls who posted your number…be prepared for a special kind of stupid.
Check you cats later, I’m about to go read bad love songs in an equally bad accent to some unsuspecting voicemail boxes.
Yee-hahahahah
