Why can’t you reply to a reply? :(
Anyway, here’s my reply to a reply… ha ha tumblr, I’ve circumnavigated (ha, sorry, I just love any word that legitimately has the word cum in it :P, no you’re immature) your tricky terrain.
Now I just have to find your stores of porn and you will BE MINE! Oh, you go around showing off your stores of porn freely? Well there goes that plan.
Anyhoo, my replies…
Um, Twitter is very much the “do as I say, not as I do” kind of social networking site.
She limits us to 140 characters a post, but she does nothing to check her own rampant ramblings…not that *I* would know anything about rambling.
Oh, that reminds me about this one time when I was 14 and playing basketball with this guy I had a crush on named HootchieMinh, anyway, he was an Oompa Loompa and he had relocated to Virginia for a scholarship (the HomeEc variety)… wait, did I just ramble again?
Sorry, where was I?
Ah, yes, Twitter’s a ho. :P
AND I’ve already mentioned my dependency on the sideways smiley face that’s sticking out it’s tongue. I’m on step 38 or 39 now of 12 step program, so I hope to be cured in time for the zombie apocalypse. :P…What, I just did it again, didn’t I?
So what, I don’t see no stinking zombies…
Wait you see a stinking zombie?
Oh, no, that’s just me, I’m drunk… I can see where you’d be confused. :P
Your advice is excellent! Excellent.
Your plan is already in action.
I went to buy porn today with Twitter’s credit card.
Let’s just say what I purchased would make 2 girls, 1 cup look like a Disney flick.
It’s so beyond revolting and overly sexualized that I think it’ll end up preventing me from getting hired in the future. I don’t know how, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it does.
I mean, filthy, nasty, gross, can’t stand to watch a second of it kind of porn.
So long story short, if you need me, I’ll be in my room…watching
some porn I got today a nature documentary. :P