Are You Serious?
Self Control Is Always Stronger When A Little Self Abuse Is On The Horizon :P

So I went shopping earlier this evening.

I am so proud of myself… there wasn’t one jar of pickles anywhere in my cart.

Ok, semi-proud of myself… I did eye-fuck the living daylights out of a jar of Claussen pickles in the deli isle.

On the up-side, I think the moans the sight of those pickles elicited from me are the reason I got an appraising smile from the cute deli attendant.

 

Well, that or the 5 packs of C batteries resting alone in my cart.