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Saturday Night Shenanigans

If masturbating to Ryan Reynolds were illegal, that would probably explain why my left wrist is handcuffed to the bedpost.

And yes, in theory it could also explain the nightstick… but most nightsticks don’t go“buzzzzzzz”. :P

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