Truly, a mystery for the ages.

I present exhibit A. Conversation with a friend… who was kind enough to say I could share this.

Nick (7/30/2010 10:26:28 PM): Well, I’ll say I find your often silly state of mind…interesting…

aka p (7/30/2010 10:26:50 PM): intersting? that sounds fairly ominous

Nick (7/30/2010 10:27:20 PM): No, not ominous. Just lack of a better term that forces me to use the word.

aka p (7/30/2010 10:28:00 PM): uh huh… just admit it…you want to have my babies hahahaha

Nick (7/30/2010 10:29:25 PM): A bit of a physical impossibility last I checked. Out of both of us in this conversation, I assure you that you’re the only one in ownership of the necessary equipment.

aka p (7/30/2010 10:31:03 PM): you mean i’m the only one of us who has a … you know… you know.  ha

Nick (7/30/2010 10:31:23 PM): A vagina? yes.

Nick (7/30/2010 10:31:48 PM): I lack that particular peice of babymaking hardware.

aka p (7/30/2010 10:33:32 PM): me too, wow what a quinky dink

Nick (7/30/2010 10:33:51 PM): You lack a vagina?

aka p (7/30/2010 10:36:47 PM): yeah, vagina free zone over here

aka p (7/30/2010 10:37:03 PM): i do have a slab of bacon and a toupee… that close enough?

Nick (7/30/2010 10:37:29 PM): LMMFAO!!!!

aka p (7/30/2010 10:38:13 PM): yeah, you want me  hahaha

Nick (7/30/2010 10:38:16 PM): That’s gotta be the most unique description of the female genitalia I’ve ever heard.

aka p (7/30/2010 10:38:26 PM): you love it

aka p (7/30/2010 10:38:34 PM): try and resist my womanly wiles hahaha *snort snort* hahaha

aka p (7/30/2010 10:39:43 PM): again i ask, how am i single? LOL

Nick (7/30/2010 10:40:14 PM): I have no earthly idea. You’re just fucking irresistable.

aka p (7/30/2010 10:40:58 PM): ha… blow me… i could have any man I wanted… If I had some beer, some steaks, esp, and a tranquilizer gun… but that’s just semantics…the point is i could have him  ha

aka p (7/30/2010 10:41:20 PM): espn even ha

aka p (7/30/2010 10:41:21 PM): hahahaa

Nick (7/30/2010 10:41:24 PM): LOL

aka p (7/30/2010 10:41:28 PM): let’s be honest, esp probably wouldn’t hurt either