Carpenters are a Freaky Bunch
How it’s Made just informed me a that carpenters use a bench-plane to shave their wood.
Hmm, first of all I’ve never seen hairy wood (those carpenters must be some testosterone fueled little monkeys). I mean don’t get me wrong, I’ve been eye to eye with some scary hairy balls, but never seen actual wood sporting a bouffant.
And second of all, even if I did, wouldn’t you just use a razor? I mean, I just use a lady bic on my ol’ cooter.
Granted, once in a moment of desperation I did try duct-tape as a hair removal aid for my hoo-hee.
The doctors laughed almost as much at the sight of my botched blotched hoo-hee as they did when I explained that I called it my hoo-hee. :P
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