I’m Not A Man-Hater, But I Play One On The Phone :P
Sister: Have you met anyone yet? There have to be some good guys out there.
Me: Yeah, some men have decent qualities, but I can replicate them with a fair amount of accuracy, all I need is some batteries and a vibrator.
Sister: Amber…
Me: Oh alright, I guess to complete the experience I should get a puppy too.
Sister: For the companionship?
Me: No, to sniff around at any new ass within a 10 foot radius.
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