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Pickles and Waterpiks

Tonight I had planned on going out and grabbing dinner at taco bell (yay nachos supreme) followed up by going to see Inception (classy lady, I know right?).

Instead I spent an extra 10 minutes in the shower masturbating and then I ate three pickles straight from the jar, still wrapped in my towel.

I’m not sure, but I think I may need some sort of intervention.

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