Are You Serious?, So um…… listen, I was going to go try to find a cool monkey picture, so I went onto Google Image Search with the simplest of requests: “monkey”. Yeah, the VERY FIRST IMAGE is of a ingenious woman breast-feeding a monkey. THE FIRST IMAGE YOU SEE. I’m sorry I just… I cant go on any further. Leave me behind! Save yourself! But tell the world my story! And please avenge my death.

So um...... listen, I was going to go try to find a cool monkey picture, so I went onto Google Image Search with the simplest of requests: "monkey".

Yeah, the VERY FIRST IMAGE is of a ingenious woman breast-feeding a monkey. THE FIRST IMAGE YOU SEE.

I'm sorry I just... I cant go on any further. Leave me behind! Save yourself! But tell the world my story! And please avenge my death.

ianbrooks

You aren’t even lying.

When I read that the first thing that pops up is a woman breast-feeding a monkey I had to see. It is.

I am disturbed.

But on the plus side, while looking at said photo, I glimpsed the photo of the monkey nomming on the lady’s nose that I just posted (my last post).

But yeah, I’ll totally avenge your death, mister. I’m growing out a beard, and working on rounding up some marching band members to follow me around playing “Eye of the Tiger” while I set out on my epic journey… or epicness.

Yeah, cause that’s how I roll.

Yeah, it also seems I need to get laid… did I actually go looking to see if you really found a woman breast-feeding a monkey?

Help? hahaha