Are You Serious?, I May Have Lied to You Fine People In My Last Post...

I May Have Lied to You Fine People In My Last Post…

I just found my first “GREAT” love song to repeat into a voicemail.

I attempted to do a dry run with my bad accent.

It was an exercise in futility.

So I have to amend my previous statement.

I will ATTEMPT to recite love songs… but more likely you will just hear a mumble of old man laughing and the sporadic snort.

That is all… OH you are welcome in advance. hahaha

*Edit: If you want one (and I CAN’T fathom why you would, BUT…), make sure to reply with a number just in case my search doesn’t bring it up - I’m looking at you bitchypoo (just in case). :)

Truth be told, I've had many instances in my life, and continue to have them, where I'm forced to ask the powers that be "Are you serious?"... "did that really just happen?" Considering how often I say it, I find it gets me into less trouble than what I actually want to say, which is "Are you shitting me?".

Sadly, I have yet to get a response in the negative.
Just one "I Shit you not, my good lady, I shit you not", from a burning bush or a talking stone would do me, but as of yet, no dice.

So until then, this is the story of a girl, who bled a river, and drowned the whole world....by hand. Come on... like you've never wanted to share the wealth of misery that comes with your uterus attempting to make a break for it via one cramp at a time :P

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Errr, Um, Contact Info...

Gmail: akaperdant@gmail.com
Yahoo: akaperdant@yahoo.com
Twitter: Take a wild guess :P

Why should only one of us have fun stalking the other? (P.S. I love your Spongebob Jammies, but you should really spend more time brushing your teeth at night. You've been slacking. :P)

MMMM, that's it that's the good stuff... SHIT, what are you doing here? Well, you're here now, might as well ask me something... and hold the camcorder. :P

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