I’ve been doing not too bad. I have been sleeping an awful lot.  This unemployment thing definitely has some perks.  Being broke isn’t one of them, BUT the being able to sleep whenever I want to is pretty nice. Especially considering that is like the only thing I want to do lately.  It seems a little better this morning, but I fell asleep around 6pm the night before last without taking my medication, and drank 2 cokes this morning, so these factors might be playing a role.

Or maybe I’m starting to adjust. I’m hoping it’s the adjusting part, but as far as I’m concerned, I’m just happy I haven’t cried in over a week. YAY…yeah, lame I know, but I take the small accomplishments where I can get them.

So yeah, as you can see, I never call or write because most of the time I’m laying in bed, laying on the couch or sleeping in bed or sleeping on the couch.  Oh, and from time to time I get up to go to the bathroom and raid the increasingly empty fridge. 

Side note here, I am out of pickles. REPEAT I am out of pickles. Can someone do something about that? It’d be much appreciated… like, oral kind of appreciated. Kthanxbai

…

…

…

Uh, you mean there was more to that question?

Um, ok, yeah, I see it now, lot’s more apparently.

I know I’ve been a little absent on tumblr, I kept thinking, today I’ll drag myself out of bed and get on the computer, but my computer is SO mind-numbingly slow that the idea of even turning it on exhausts me. So I checked my e-mail a few times, but tumblr just takes way too long to load on my piece of shit computer so I’d make sure no one was looking for me and go back to bed.  I did get a text from one Miss Janessa (I left my phone on, just in case, I learned my lesson last time :P) and made sure to answer it as soon as I woke up and saw I’d gotten a message). 

If my computer continues on in its douch-baggery manner, and you ever want to write me, try my e-mail (it’s faster to check than tumblr messages because the loading time is faster) akaperdant@gmail.com. If you want to text me, the phone number is 571-606-2068. Hell, call from a blocked number if you like and tell me what color panties you’re wearing (nobody ever calls, I look forward to the skeevy debauchery :P ha).

As for the “hows your momandem?”, I did try saying it out loud, and couldn’t figure it out. So I tried saying it out loud in an Irish and French accent, still no clue. Care to enlighten me? I can’t answer the question until you do. :P

 Thank you for the kind thoughts, and likewise thoughts to you, my friend. Granted most of my thoughts lately go from “mmm I love my bed” to “mmm I love my pillow” with the occasional “who ate all the damn pickles and why does my asshole burn” hahahaha, don’t ask, but you catch my drift… I hope. :P

Oh, and finally a question, after I typed a page worth of crap.

What’s the weirdest thing I’ve ever done? Hmm, I’m not sure about that, but I can tell you what the weirdest thing I’ve ever contemplated doing, and that would have to be seriously considering the following:

Giving oral to a stranger, man or woman, in exchange for some Claussen pickles.  Yeah, seriously, get on that somebody. :P hahaha